Young Voices

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. - Albert Einstein The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -Franklin P. Jones We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? -Jean Cocturan It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.- Jerry Seinfeld It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. -Darrin Weinberg Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers. It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving. Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Forgive your enemies but remember their names. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.   Archives.... 6/27/2006 6/27/2006 6/27/2006 4/4/2006 4/4/2005 3/24/2005 3/4/2005 2/24/2005 1/20/2005 11/21/2004 11/17/2004 10/30/2004 10/24/2004 10/1/2004 9/18/2004 9/18/2004 6/22/2004 6/8/2004 5/25/2004 4/19/2004 4/5/2004 4/2/2004 12/14/2003 11/27/2003 11/5/2003 10/19/2003 10/8/2003 8/19/2003 7/22/2003 6/30/2003 6/23/2003 6/15/2003 5/27/2003 5/1/2003 4/24/2003 4/24/2003 4/4/2003 3/29/2003 3/15/2003 2/23/2003 1/27/2003 1/23/2003 12/11/2002 11/30/2002 11/17/2002 11/4/2002 10/16/2002 10/1/2002 9/25/2002 9/9/2002